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danger

danger

sun 2005-dec-18 14:58:08 pst

"... use of cellular phones during vehicle refueling ... may cause fires or explosions ..."

3 percent

3 percent

sun 2005-oct-02 17:42:14 pdt

"3 percent" on SUV trailer hitch

no gas

no gas

sun 2005-sep-25 16:20:03 pdt

Read the book! No gas! (in the trunk of a car)

long fence

long fence

mon 2005-sep-05 14:48:56 pdt

"long fence" (Washington Monument in background)

caution

caution

sun 2005-jul-24 17:25:36 pdt

"caution: uneven surface" -- also watch out for the guy trying to kick a hockey puck at you.

davenport

davenport

tue 2005-jul-19 18:16:54 pdt

"Welcome to Davenport, Iowa, Where the Mississippi River runs east to west!"

busboy

busboy

tue 2005-jul-12 20:21:51 pdt

"busboy wanted", apparently either english- or chinese-speaking. But it appears that waiters must speak chinese.

don't feed the ducks

don't feed the ducks

tue 2005-jun-21 16:12:20 pdt

Don't feed the ducks sign.

immersive technology

immersive technology

tue 2005-may-31 10:56:39 pdt

"Do not immerse server"

button

button

wed 2005-may-18 19:06:02 pdt

"button"

sunshade

sunshade

tue 2005-apr-26 17:36:14 pdt

Around that time of day when the sun gets in my eyes, I realized I had just the solution.

exclusion

exclusion

mon 2005-apr-25 19:54:51 pdt

"vehicle exclusion area" -- even cars have cliques, I guess

unique hazards

unique hazards

mon 2005-apr-18 16:45:04 pdt

"You are entering the SLAC research facility -- unique hazards may exist."

food handler

food handler

mon 2005-feb-28 23:13:30 pst

"Stoko Estesol FH Food Handler Wash", for washing your food handler, presumably

new wall

new wall

wed 2005-jan-05 17:15:10 pst

The latest Dr Pepper can construction.

no shirt

no shirt

wed 2004-dec-29 19:37:57 pst

"No shirt, no shoes, no service. Please wear clothing below the waist, as well."

delicious

delicious

wed 2004-dec-15 21:50:10 pst

"Serving Suggestion - Delicious On Fresh Red Onions - Does Not Contain Red Onions"

xmas

xmas

tue 2004-nov-30 14:48:35 pst

The traditional xmas tree accompanied by the traditional, um, mound of extremely fake snow?

shoe

shoe

sun 2004-nov-21 01:19:02 pst

Shoe by footprint in parking lot.

caution

caution

sun 2004-nov-21 00:39:31 pst

"caution" -- ouch.

half & half art

half & half art

sun 2004-oct-31 01:03:57 pst

half & half art

unicircle

unicircle

sat 2004-oct-16 15:32:31 pdt

forest unicycle circle

inversion

inversion

fri 2004-oct-08 13:34:14 pdt

"NeilFred" inversion (reads the same when rotated 180 degrees)

10,000 gallon hat

10,000 gallon hat

sat 2004-sep-11 20:20:59 pdt

10,000 gallon hat, seen near Santana Row in San Jose

biotch

biotch

fri 2004-sep-03 22:50:35 pdt

Grafitti in the men's room in a bar in Richmond, Indiana: "BIOTCH", with "e" inserted to say "BIOTeCH"

shorn

shorn

sat 2004-aug-28 17:59:13 pdt

I shaved, for a "come as you were 10 years ago" party.

new wall

new wall

tue 2004-aug-17 16:22:51 pdt

The new Dr Pepper can wall, which greatly reduces glare on my laptop screen!

singing nuns

singing nuns

sun 2004-aug-15 16:47:37 pdt

"Welcome to Spokane, home of the world-renowned singing nuns"

non-functional

non-functional

tue 2004-aug-03 18:15:45 pdt

"NON-FUNCTIONAL" - plastic SD slot filler card.

dot-buffalo

dot-buffalo

sun 2004-jul-18 12:48:21 pdt

In the Buffalo airport: "www. (news/gifts) .buffalo"... What's up with these airport stores??

mist

mist

fri 2004-jul-16 15:21:40 pdt

From the foot of the falls, on the "Maid of the Mist" boat tour.

slippery

slippery

fri 2004-jul-16 15:06:56 pdt

"Caution: slippery when wet."

niagara

niagara

fri 2004-jul-16 15:05:42 pdt

Niagara Falls at 640x480 -- just like being there.

doors

doors

wed 2004-jul-07 19:34:05 pdt

"These doors do not recycle." Doors on a Boston T (subway) train.

credit card

credit card

sun 2004-jul-04 17:18:48 pdt

"insert card fully OR withdraw card quickly"

www..com

www..com

fri 2004-jun-18 18:02:50 pdt

Store at San Jose Airport, terminal C: "www..com"

standing

standing

thu 2004-jun-10 14:41:42 pdt

The other (much much shorter) side is still standing.

fallen

fallen

thu 2004-jun-10 14:37:03 pdt

The Great Wall of Dr Pepper has fallen!

totally random

totally random

tue 2004-jun-08 20:49:55 pdt

"Totally Random Wine Tasting, 4 to 9 pm, 2 for 1"

spillway

spillway

fri 2004-may-28 17:46:31 pdt

Spillway from Stevens Creek Reservoir. Looks like it could be fun to unicycle down...

hydrant

hydrant

sat 2004-may-22 17:23:10 pdt

Fire hydrant wearing pants.

odometer

odometer

fri 2004-may-14 19:44:01 pdt

Odometer at 189999.

elephant

elephant

thu 2004-may-06 12:55:18 pdt

Elephant on the freeway.

cows

cows

mon 2004-may-03 00:16:22 pdt

One of the many cow things on the walls of Toni's 24-Hour Restaurant in Arcata, CA.

barbie

barbie

mon 2004-may-03 00:13:08 pdt

"Pet-Lovin' Barbie -- Puppy is so soft!" Oh my.

step 5

step 5

tue 2004-apr-27 02:39:40 pdt

Closeup of step 5. (see previous photo)

unpacking instructions

unpacking instructions

tue 2004-apr-27 02:33:11 pdt

Note the self-referential picture for step 5. (see next photo)

suggestions

suggestions

fri 2004-apr-09 17:09:43 pdt

"Suggestions needed for our new name. Thank you, Mngmt" How about Tabakkhee's Familee Kophy Schoppee? (see the previous photo as well)

tabacchi

tabacchi

fri 2004-apr-09 17:05:04 pdt

"Tabacchi's Family Coffey Shoppe" (see the next photo as well)

butter

butter

fri 2004-apr-09 16:18:21 pdt

Now that's a lot of butter.

good place

good place

wed 2004-mar-31 23:06:27 pst

Denny's: "A good place to sit and eat." Who knew?

menu

menu

sat 2004-mar-27 23:52:09 pst

Menu: "Come for the Great Food and Wine..." -- what should I then stay for? They don't say...

thai food

thai food

mon 2004-mar-22 20:20:07 pst

"Thai food is not always too spicy."

bike

bike

wed 2004-mar-17 01:49:32 pst

Bike with really odd rear tire.

eagle

eagle

mon 2004-mar-01 16:29:18 pst

Eagle eating its kill.

laser eyes

laser eyes

sun 2004-feb-29 17:25:43 pst

When looking out the window, please do not start fires with laser eyes.

recline

recline

sun 2004-feb-29 17:22:35 pst

"This seat does not recline, per Federal Aviation Regulation 121.310(f)(3)" -- Isn't it reassuring that the FAA has a regulation which outlaws seat-backs passing through solid matter?

energy

energy

sun 2004-feb-29 14:25:47 pst

"Energy conservation measures in effect. Thank you for your cooperation." Justification for lazy employees?

refills

refills

thu 2004-feb-26 18:43:58 pst

"NO REFILLS - Refills Available For .59"

no dough

no dough

thu 2004-feb-26 08:45:44 pst

Le Boulanger van: "Driver carries no dough".

the cube

the cube

wed 2004-feb-25 22:09:39 pst

Clubs on the cube.

urinal

urinal

tue 2004-feb-03 15:24:49 pst

The short urinal is in the middle!

kweejibo

kweejibo

wed 2004-jan-28 17:19:37 pst

"Kweejibo: clothing for men"

targeted

targeted

sun 2004-jan-25 18:54:57 pst

Targeted advertising: "Think of all the things you could be doing if you weren't putting up posters."

antibacterial

antibacterial

wed 2004-jan-21 19:06:01 pst

Soap dispenser: "Not for antibacterial soaps."

garlic rabbit

garlic rabbit

wed 2004-jan-21 00:09:20 pst

Garlic rabbit. What more can I say?

appetizers

appetizers

tue 2004-jan-20 20:49:08 pst

"Meet appetizers" -- eater, appetizers, appetizers, eater.

foursome

foursome

tue 2004-jan-20 13:42:11 pst

"Current job not up to par? Join our foursome! We're hiring: crew, baker, shift leader, manager."

animal sculpture

animal sculpture

sun 2004-jan-18 18:58:23 pst

Furniture store window: a dog, two cats, two birds, three baby birds, three mice, and maybe a worm.

pint pal

pint pal

sat 2004-jan-17 20:50:20 pst

"Pint Pal" -- eat ice cream straight from the pint without your hand getting cold!

chickens

chickens

sat 2004-jan-17 17:19:29 pst

Chickens in Santa Clara!

concrete

concrete

sat 2004-jan-10 14:54:26 pst

"Concrete customers" as opposed to abstract customers...

door

door

fri 2004-jan-09 21:19:11 pst

"This door is not an entrance." I later saw someone go in through it.

bowling log

bowling log

sun 2003-dec-28 22:46:21 pst

Back before the invention of the bowling ball, they used logs like this one.

mileage sign

mileage sign

sun 2003-dec-28 22:43:11 pst

To get to "1.2 Miles", go left; to get to "2.3 Miles", go right. Funny names for places.

no mushroom picking

no mushroom picking

sun 2003-dec-28 22:29:49 pst

"No mushroom picking" ... Do people otherwise pick mushrooms in state parks?

socks

socks

sat 2003-dec-27 02:03:09 pst

Seen in a store window: "2-to-the-x-ist" socks. "Power socks" perhaps?

moo

moo

mon 2003-dec-22 00:44:15 pst

Moo.

dr whatever

dr whatever

mon 2003-dec-22 00:42:40 pst

"Doctor Whatever -- globally refreshing elixir -- enliven the senses -- invigorating"

no u turn

no u turn

mon 2003-dec-22 00:38:37 pst

"No U-Turn" sign with the "U" right-side-up.

knife

knife

fri 2003-dec-19 22:54:32 pst

Engraved on the knife: "UPDATE STAINLESS THAILAND"

sunset

sunset

mon 2003-dec-15 17:15:36 pst

Sunset reflected in office building windows.

cafe

cafe

thu 2003-dec-11 16:35:44 pst

Cafe a couple blocks from our house which now offers free wireless internet! Exciting.

shoes

shoes

thu 2003-dec-11 13:51:26 pst

Here are my shoes, so I can test a phoblog post. Whee!

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