suggestions   ...   phone photos , signs
fri 2004-apr-09 17:09:43 pdt   ...   permalink

"Suggestions needed for our new name. Thank you, Mngmt" How about Tabakkhee's Familee Kophy Schoppee? (see the previous photo as well)

tabacchi   ...   phone photos , signs
fri 2004-apr-09 17:05:04 pdt   ...   permalink

"Tabacchi's Family Coffey Shoppe" (see the next photo as well)

laser eyes   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2004-feb-29 17:25:43 pst   ...   permalink

When looking out the window, please do not start fires with laser eyes.

recline   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2004-feb-29 17:22:35 pst   ...   permalink

"This seat does not recline, per Federal Aviation Regulation 121.310(f)(3)" -- Isn't it reassuring that the FAA has a regulation which outlaws seat-backs passing through solid matter?

energy   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2004-feb-29 14:25:47 pst   ...   permalink

"Energy conservation measures in effect. Thank you for your cooperation." Justification for lazy employees?

refills   ...   phone photos , signs
thu 2004-feb-26 18:43:58 pst   ...   permalink

"NO REFILLS - Refills Available For .59"

targeted   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2004-jan-25 18:54:57 pst   ...   permalink

Targeted advertising: "Think of all the things you could be doing if you weren't putting up posters."

foursome   ...   phone photos , signs
tue 2004-jan-20 13:42:11 pst   ...   permalink

"Current job not up to par? Join our foursome! We're hiring: crew, baker, shift leader, manager."

concrete   ...   phone photos , signs
sat 2004-jan-10 14:54:26 pst   ...   permalink

"Concrete customers" as opposed to abstract customers...

door   ...   phone photos , signs
fri 2004-jan-09 21:19:11 pst   ...   permalink

"This door is not an entrance." I later saw someone go in through it.

mileage sign   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2003-dec-28 22:43:11 pst   ...   permalink

To get to "1.2 Miles", go left; to get to "2.3 Miles", go right. Funny names for places.

no mushroom picking   ...   phone photos , signs
sun 2003-dec-28 22:29:49 pst   ...   permalink

"No mushroom picking" ... Do people otherwise pick mushrooms in state parks?

moo   ...   phone photos , signs
mon 2003-dec-22 00:44:15 pst   ...   permalink

Moo.

no u turn   ...   phone photos , signs
mon 2003-dec-22 00:38:37 pst   ...   permalink

"No U-Turn" sign with the "U" right-side-up.

silly warning signs   ...   elsewhere on the web , from_the_archives , signs
mon 2003-jun-09   ...   permalink

Here are some silly warning signs I made with Safety Sign Builder, a tool that seems perfectly designed for being used for something it wasn't designed for.

( small images and printable PDFs of them )